What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 19:01

Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
What habits do happy couples have?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Who is the most annoying character in the Office?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?
Unacceptable again!
No way
No go.
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?
Still no good
No, not a chance
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Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Orton advances in the King of the Ring after the Paul Heyman Guys screw LA Knight - Cageside Seats
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors